Definition....A modern derivative of its cousin, the drunk dial. This involves sending text messages via cell phone to friends, girlfriends, boyfriends, friends or family usually while in a drunken stupor.
The majority of you have fallen victim to the drunk dial, but what about the drunk text? I have to assume that if you're guilty of the drunk dial then you must be plagued with a few drunk texts here and there. It's really just an easier, less direct method of the same thing — next day humiliation.
I've sent and received tons of jumbled text messages from drunk friends who can't even make out what they've written when I show it to them the next day!! It's hard enough to speak clearly when you're in that state let alone type on a two-inch keyboard! What's next you ask?? Let's talk about "slur texting"! Oh yes... you know what I'm talking about! So if you've done it, and I'm sure you have, what's the very worst — most embarrassing, rudest, incoherent, hilarious text message that you've sent drunk? My most recent "Zohan is zoooo zexy! Will you bring back the mullet and the disco shirt with the chest hair poking out!"
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