Scientific Name- Screameous Soccerus Coachasaurous (aka SSC)
Common Traits
- Ear piercing screaming from kickoff to the final whistle
- Common sounds include - KICK THE BALL, RUN and SHOOT IT!
- Rabid pacing up and down the sidelines and foaming of the mouth
Native Habitat
- The Soccer Field
This is my favorite saying of the week, courtesy of a very how shall I say VOCAL soccer coach. If you have ever been around 8 year old soccer on any given weekend then you have probably experienced this creature commonly known as SSC (Screaming Soccer Coach).
It is important to remember if you see this creature in the wild not to confront it as they have been known to bark excessively and at times bite off the heads of young children and referees.
